THis is just a relic of the past at this point but I can not bring myself to delete this lol
You want a friend that gets the job done? You want a friend that's hassle free? You want a friend that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.
leuphie.
Let's talk about features.
extroverted: nope
smart: nope
fancy looks: nope
good at games: nope.. but she tries and you should probably come prepared with some kind of fucking tolerance level
Let me tell you a story. One day leuphie started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The end.
leuphie will outmeme you, she will outmeme your children.
Things leuphie is dank enough to do:
Spam your dms: yes
Random hiccups during vc: yes
Make a meme: she IS a meme
leuphie's got history. She's seen some shit. People have done straight things to leuphie. People have done gay things to leuphie. She's not going to judge you like a fucking e-boy would.
Interesting facts:
leuphie works and still has no fucking money because there are too many things to buy. Yet leuphie will not ask for emergency 5€ paypal donations because other people work for their money too.
leuphie actually has no idea how to be original and funny so she puts edited copypastas into her bios and descriptions and hopes no one would notice. Except this one of course. Right? Haha.
When leuphie tried asking a question, it caused all server attendees to spontaneously and furiously start typing. The sudden change in atmosphere caused the mood to derail and everyone died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Meme'd to Death: The story of leuphie".
You wanna know more? Great, I had leuphie fill out a facebook survey.
Favourite food: Noodle casserole
Favourite tv show: Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Favourite artist: milli0401
Discord: leuphie#5013
GBF: 13327551
Shadowverse: 306 090 335
Bandori EN (Account lost) & JP (Active)
LLSIF
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leuphie is as practical as a Roth IRA. She's as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. She's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.
When I asked the parents of leuphie, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "it's leuphie, she's fine."
Let's face the facts, leuphie isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your waifu. This isn't the friend you want, it's the friend you deserve: it's fucking leuphie.